An explanation for those of you wondering where I’ve been for the past two weeks.

Bunnies have no proper respect for the wiring, which connects one to the Internet, and tend to chew it into tiny bits.

Bunnies don’t understand what a pain it is to install new wiring under one’s house, where spiders as large as one’s hand, multi-legged horrors, and assorted creepy-crawlies live.

Bunnies do not have the language skills to explain to the Internet provider what happened and convince them to help one reconnect.

No bunnies were harmed or even relocated during my reconnection. The wiring was simply placed out of harms way.

Missed you guys!