Okay, I’m trying very hard my best to be mature here, but have you heard the news that the middle age, wonder-drug Viagra may be the new enhancement sports enhancement drug?
It seems certain professional baseball players have been taking Viagra to improve their performance playing baseball game.
The mind reels! How can Viagra possibly improve one’s performance at bat in a baseball game? Wouldn’t it make wearing a cup hard virtually impossible? I can’t imagine it would make getting around the bases running any picnic either.
Will these guy stop at nothing to prove they are the bigger men better athletes? What’s next?

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June 27, 2008 at 10:02 pm
David
Laughing. My. Ass. Off.
June 27, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Shawn W
Glad you enjoyed it, David.
June 28, 2008 at 9:38 am
pandemonic
LOL… too funny.
June 28, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Shawn W
Thanks, Pan!
June 30, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Wanda Rizzuto
Hee!
July 3, 2008 at 3:13 am
Stevo
Wonderful. Lovely use of the strike-out. hehe.
July 3, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Shawn W
Glad you enjoyed, Wanda.
Thanks, Stevo!
July 11, 2008 at 9:03 am
nanis
HAH!